Discourtesy Clerk
Type
Creature — Vampire Employee
Mana Cost
{3}{B}
Power / Toughness
3 / 2
Oracle Text
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.
Ilustrated by Vladimir Krisetskiy